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(7 oks | what?)

Oh yeah. [07 May 2003|10:35pm]

[ mood | contemplative ]

I want to know...

What you're thinking...

Tell me what's on your mind.

(1 ok | what?)

Wordage [27 Apr 2003|10:27am]

[ mood | productive ]

For use in an unbelivable situation apply my new word:


Use in sentence: That was a hardcore ridiculocity to the max, yo.

(3 oks | what?)

Manfred Man [08 Apr 2003|11:29pm]

[ mood | pissed off ]

You ever heard that Manfred Man song "Blinded By the Light"?

I always thought it was "wrapped up like a douche."
But it's "wrapped up like a deuce."
The song's not as cool anymore now.


Read This...NOW! [26 Mar 2003|10:23am]

[ mood | amused ]

Sometimes serious issues are addressed in just the right ways


apologies if you got this in my personal journal [or elsewhere] already. [22 Mar 2003|11:40pm]

[ mood | stircrazy ]

Poll #115794 spring has sprung....eh.

suggest me some songs to put on a spring mixtape, per favore.


wheeeeeeee. [22 Mar 2003|03:33pm]

[ mood | googly ]

is that what you call tact?
you're a subtle as a brick in the small of my back.

both brand new and taking back sunday use this in songs..why is that? who said it first?

we'll never know.


Stupid War [20 Mar 2003|08:43pm]

[ mood | weird ]

Did I miss the flyer about the Bush-wide Retard Triathlon? Why is there such a Fuckstick Field Day going on?

Just mad that Bush decided to be a complete asshole to the entire world by keeping everything so secret. Doesn't this need to end?

(3 oks | what?)

[14 Mar 2003|10:58am]

Has anyone else heard that Eminem song that's basically just Aerosmith's "Dream On" with Eminem rapping in the verses?

It's pissing me off!

Goddamn Eminem! Thinks he can just take one of my alltime favorite songs and ruin it!

Ha. I shall beat him to death with....a herring!


my own interpretation of the smashing pumpkin's "1979". [13 Mar 2003|03:26pm]

shakedown, 1979
you got a hobo on your ass
with sticks up your nose
cool kids never wear pants
shaka khan is your mom
dance fever!!
on a live wire right up off the street
it's where rabid kittens
totally eat brocolli
you and i should meet
behind a toilet
in albania
junebug skipping like a stone
shut up!
my heaaarrrt!
with the headlights pointed at the dawn
frankenstein's monster
ass-raped you
we were sure we'd never see an end to it all
we'd be too high
on lemon acid wash jean socks

k. OK?!


[14 Mar 2003|03:13am]
[ mood | awake ]

when you eat too much milo your brain ends up like jello i tells ya!

(7 oks | what?)

this is cool for freaks [12 Mar 2003|02:57pm]

[ mood | blah ]

= coolest website ever

it's like your worst acid nightmare. pleeeeease you must check it out!

<333 60x1.com


[11 Mar 2003|07:21am]

i made an icon for this place yesterday. so lick it.

(2 oks | what?)

ee ee ee eeeeeeeeee eeee oooo cmon you funny man [11 Mar 2003|06:26pm]
[ mood | aphex twinish ]

hiiiiiiiii. i am rel, from australia, i have a pet koala.. shit yeh. his name is furryfucker. ok maybe not. today i bashed my drum sticks into my rubber practice pad, that felt good. and then i ate too much food and yummmmm and hiccups now. shit i think they are gone.. hang on.. yep gone. excellent.

aphex twin should be the king of the world.

its time to colour in now.

happy to be here, say hello yello jello:)

(2 oks | what?)

[10 Mar 2003|08:31am]

color me bad.

please explain this.

(3 oks | what?)

goddammit; [09 Mar 2003|06:28pm]

[ mood | i dunno ]

ok. um..... i feel odd today. someone feed me corn nuts for my first birthday in a september, but it could never happen that way!!!! AHHH!

& then there's this:

T0uch me lm sick: im making airplane sounds, and its pissing off my mom
T0uch me lm sick: this is fun
T0uch me lm sick: i can do the sucky thing noise from the dentist.. im multi talented
Barrel Of Becks: dork
T0uch me lm sick: i am not a dork.
T0uch me lm sick: im jealous
Barrel Of Becks: no i am
T0uch me lm sick: woah
T0uch me lm sick: im gonna make a record of just the sounds i can do with my mouth
Barrel Of Becks: haha cool
T0uch me lm sick: im a television!
Barrel Of Becks: no iam
T0uch me lm sick: *yawn*
T0uch me lm sick: no, youre a grocery bag
Barrel Of Becks: wellyes
T0uch me lm sick: my mom just asked "have you ever heard a rooster in your room?"
T0uch me lm sick: itsmyalarmclock
Barrel Of Becks: what the hLL
Barrel Of Becks: hahahahahah what atard
T0uch me lm sick: she though it was next door.. like they own a rooster
T0uch me lm sick: god, save my mom
Barrel Of Becks: god save the QUEEEEEN
Barrel Of Becks: :'(
Barrel Of Becks: woopswrong one
T0uch me lm sick: :-)
T0uch me lm sick: she finally screamed at me for the noisesd
T0uch me lm sick: i can dance like a golden girl

(7 oks | what?)

[06 Mar 2003|11:13am]

my word of the day....


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Do you guys watch home movies? [05 Mar 2003|08:29pm]

[ mood | weird ]

Do you know that dont stick marbles up your nose song?

The don't stick marbles up your nose song has been in my head for 2 weeks straight.

Isnt that cool.


How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

(Oh yeah im done now.) < / insane >

(1 ok | what?)

gabba gabba hey [24 Feb 2003|06:19pm]

[ mood | eh. i guess. ]

i have entered the fold.
rocktacualar is one of the greatest words created.
we are all rocktacular.
and i'm just rambling.
sham on.

(5 oks | what?)

[24 Feb 2003|07:28pm]
[ mood | stupid ]

I put my daddy in a barrel and kicked her across Montana...I think she's still goin'

Heeloooooo. I'm new. My daddy is Katy ((she_to_me))

Daddy, you need to come home! Peaches misses you!

(10 oks | what?)

[24 Feb 2003|06:21pm]


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